WHOOOO!! I'm going to be on a plane to Vegas exactly 10 days from now. Ok, so I have a plan this time. Well...I had a plan last time too, but I think this one will work. First off, find a waitress that looks like she's been there awhile. I.e.: Jaded. Second, tell her that if she hooks me up with a couple of $1 hot slots I will cut her in on 10% of any profit I make. Nice.
Third, kick ass at black jack. I've been practicing on the computer and only lose 85% of the time...that's a 5% improvement from last week. I feel confident that my superior brain will overcome the evil conglomerate casinos. FEAR ME!!
Forth, keep my ego in check. When I find my ultimate winning streak, refrain from bragging. Nothing will piss off fate more than flaunting my superior math skills. I don't put much stock in superstition, but that doesn't mean it might not be real. JUST IN CASE...stay on lady lucks good side. An animal sacrifice might not be inappropriate. There are a couple cats that wander around my apartment complex totally uselessly...I could kill two birds (or cats) with one stone.
Fifth, try desperately not to waste my new found hoard of cash on hookers that will no doubt be flocking to my magnificence.
I want a piece of velocitys' Shiva statue.
Third, kick ass at black jack. I've been practicing on the computer and only lose 85% of the time...that's a 5% improvement from last week. I feel confident that my superior brain will overcome the evil conglomerate casinos. FEAR ME!!
Forth, keep my ego in check. When I find my ultimate winning streak, refrain from bragging. Nothing will piss off fate more than flaunting my superior math skills. I don't put much stock in superstition, but that doesn't mean it might not be real. JUST IN CASE...stay on lady lucks good side. An animal sacrifice might not be inappropriate. There are a couple cats that wander around my apartment complex totally uselessly...I could kill two birds (or cats) with one stone.
Fifth, try desperately not to waste my new found hoard of cash on hookers that will no doubt be flocking to my magnificence.
I want a piece of velocitys' Shiva statue.
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rorschach:
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yes yes, turn away when those sequinsed curves start their onslaught during your winning streak! they are sent by the dark forces (of poverty) to distract you from your mathematical mindset! and also, you may want to actually bring a vial of the cats' blood WITH you to the casino, just in case... 