It's time to cull the herd. An amputation of gangrenous relationships. A pruning of lifeless branches. The barnacles on the bow of my life desperately need to be sanded away.
In the words of the immortal Charlton Heston, "So it shall be written. So it shall be done."
I'm going to Vegas in 32 days. I've been told they have replaced all the slot machines coin dropping with printed tickets. What the fuck is that about? The obnoxious 'DINK DINK DINK' of coins hitting an aluminum tray holds an enormous amount of nostalgia for everyone. Where is the class in a retarded little slip of paper? Where is the instant gratification of seeing the money you patiently waited to win come pouring out the bottom of the machine?
In the words of the immortal Charlton Heston, "So it shall be written. So it shall be done."
I'm going to Vegas in 32 days. I've been told they have replaced all the slot machines coin dropping with printed tickets. What the fuck is that about? The obnoxious 'DINK DINK DINK' of coins hitting an aluminum tray holds an enormous amount of nostalgia for everyone. Where is the class in a retarded little slip of paper? Where is the instant gratification of seeing the money you patiently waited to win come pouring out the bottom of the machine?
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stacie:
I would rather be at work, as well. Rather, I had to make my next appt immediately after work for a bit of tooth drilling 
stacie:
crappy day indeed!