menotyou

The yellow pawn escapes the crusading crustacean.

Sutures...that's my new favorite word. I wish there were more opportunities to use it. Comply is a fun word to say too.

I've felt pretty emotional lately, and when I get like this I tend to listen to more music. I'd like to share a song that has particular meaning to me:

"You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes,
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes,
She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied,
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose,
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be,
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty."
The Bloodhound Gang

I tear up every time I hear that song.

I'm eating a loaf of bread at my desk. Every once in awhile someone will walk by and ask me, "So...what are you eating?" I just look at them like theyre the dumbest people in the world and say, "Ummm....Bread." Fucking morons.

I'm hungry...obviously. I wish I had a big plate of Lasagna in front of me. What are you hungry for? What is your carnal desire?

Comply.

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I've noticed the staff still doesn't have the "# Comments" fixed. Yes...now when you have 1 comment it actually says, "1 Comment" instead of, "1 Comments"...but when you delete a comment it still says you have as many comments as you did before you deleted one.

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