menotyou

I've murdered millions and millions of helpless brain cells in the last 4 days. It's almost a holocaust of the mind. Here is my story of mayhem:

Parental obligations prevented my pilgrimage to the holy city of Austin. I had planned to worship upon the SG alter and partake of Dionysian hedonism on an epic scale...but alas...I was thwarted by the woman whose loins spawned me.

After fulfilling my obligations, I was set loose upon an unsuspecting world. It was then I found my true love...Glenlivet. She was 12 years old with curves that wouldn't quit! And her single maltiness and full bodied flavor...how she drove me mad with lust. She was with me the whole time...through the Galveston safaris to the late night skinny dipping.

Slowly she wormed her way into my brain. Although Glenlivet was the source for all my ecstasy, she was also my ultimate downfall. In secret, an Auschwitz for my mind was being constructed. Millions of powerless brain cells were being herded into synaptic gas chambers to be forever destroyed. Entire brain wrinkles smoothed out in the wink of a childs eye.

A lesson has been learned from these horrifying experiences. In the past I had always assumed a Darwinian approach had been taken in the exterminations...the weaker cells destroyed leaving only the strong. A culling of the weak if you will...but this is not the case.

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Hmm...I forgot what I was talking about.

Ohh...my pizza is here!