Friday May 28, 2004

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I had a dream that God spoke to me through a carp. The carp said, "Don't eat me!". Of which my reply was, "I don't like fish." It shot me an irritated glance and said, "I don't care if you like me or not...don't eat me." Annoyed I killed it, cut it up, and left it in the grass to rot.

I'm still trying to figure out what God was telling me.



Holy Vagina Dentata Batman!!
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oubliette1:
God has been talking to you a lot recently...could you be the next joan of arc? will you take over the US?
boxofficepoison:
god is saying "good me man, don't stick your penis in that thing, look at those teeth"

my take on the dream anyway, and I am a psychologist. And by psychologist I mean I slept through a few psychology classes in colelge. smile

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