Wednesday May 12, 2004

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So, there's this lady giving birth. She's screaming and the doctor is calmly telling her to "Push...Push..."

Eventually the baby pops out and the doctor gently holds the baby up and thumps it's ass to get it crying so it will spit the fluid out of it's lungs.

Silence....

So the Doctor holds the child upside down and thumps it a little harder on the back.

Silence...

Now the mother is starting to freak out a little..."What's going on?!?". "Nothing..it's fine", replied the doctor, "I have to get it to cry. Let me try this." So he slaps the baby hard on the face.

Silence...

Now the mother is screaming and freaking out, "What the hell are you doing to my baby!!" "It's ok lady...I'm a doctor..I know what I'm doing."

So he starts swinging the baby around over his head faster and faster...then he lets go and the baby splats against the wall.

Now the woman is screaming bloody murder. "What are you doing?! My baby?!? Is it ok?!? Why did you do that?!?!?"

The doctor simply replied, "April fools...it was already dead."
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james:
oh yeah, i figured you werent wanting to be mean or anything, and i do appriciate the opposite side. i think i was just fed up with trying to remind folks that it was just a metaphor for larger things (like religion and physco celebrity things)
its all good.
love James
fancier:
Hahaha so going to hell.

And yes, of course you can. Use, yanno, the thing. wink

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