Man...today has been a very strange day. I found out that one of my oldest (time not age) friends has a mad crush on me. Then I found out one of my best friends wife used to have a crush on me. Then I found out that a chick I used to have a mad crush on YEARS ago had a mad crush on me too, and I was just far too dense to figure it out. Strange. It makes me wonder how MUCH of a big dumb oblivious bastard I am...were there others??? Well...in any case this was a desperately needed ego boost. I've been a little down lately in the chick department. The last month or so I've been suffering a bizarre mental dilemma. On the one hand I really don't want to date any chicks, and yet when my friends go on dates I get irrationally jealous they are meeting girls. It's dumb I know.
This party is going to be fucking massive with a capital SIVE. I'm really excited about it and am expecting a crowd somewhere around 60-100 people. The only thing we are missing is music, but I don't see that happening considering I have no means to provide it. It's a minor inconvenience. Everything is falling into place...should be good times for everyone. I'm just praying the cops don't get called...I'm the bastard that goes to jail if a minor slips through the cracks and gets caught. The key is not to get caught.
What was your worst date ever? Why did it suck?
This party is going to be fucking massive with a capital SIVE. I'm really excited about it and am expecting a crowd somewhere around 60-100 people. The only thing we are missing is music, but I don't see that happening considering I have no means to provide it. It's a minor inconvenience. Everything is falling into place...should be good times for everyone. I'm just praying the cops don't get called...I'm the bastard that goes to jail if a minor slips through the cracks and gets caught. The key is not to get caught.
What was your worst date ever? Why did it suck?
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Sorry I don't have some terrible story.