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I've decided to write another script! It's rather a stroke of genius if you ask me. It will be called, Principia Discordia and will be 5 shorts totaling exactly 23 minutes in length. Taken alone each short will be an exercise in chaos and perhaps even insanity. Taken together however, it will reflect deep layers of philosophy and other deep things. Yea. It's gonna be fucking rad.
*Cue Dramatic Music*
Opening shot. You see a close up of a red apple painted gold with the word "Kallisti" carved into it. A hairy hand is holding the apple. Slowly the camera pans back as the music grows. Eventually you see a man dressed in an Ape suit holding the apple at eye level. The camera pans back more and to the right you can see a couple having a picnic in front of the ape man. At the crescendo the words "King Kong Died For Your Sins" flash at the bottom of the screen. King Kong then throws the apple at the mans head and runs away.
*Fade to black*
*First Short*
BRILLIANT!
If you've never heard of the Principia Discordia or Discordianism you really need to click that link. Seriously.
Yes...I own said jeep and I am said poser. It's cool cause I knew that already.
----Addendum----
Oh yea, all you hookers that can make it need to hit up our Mayday party. There's gonna be free beer until the keg floats.
Yo.
I've decided to write another script! It's rather a stroke of genius if you ask me. It will be called, Principia Discordia and will be 5 shorts totaling exactly 23 minutes in length. Taken alone each short will be an exercise in chaos and perhaps even insanity. Taken together however, it will reflect deep layers of philosophy and other deep things. Yea. It's gonna be fucking rad.
*Cue Dramatic Music*
Opening shot. You see a close up of a red apple painted gold with the word "Kallisti" carved into it. A hairy hand is holding the apple. Slowly the camera pans back as the music grows. Eventually you see a man dressed in an Ape suit holding the apple at eye level. The camera pans back more and to the right you can see a couple having a picnic in front of the ape man. At the crescendo the words "King Kong Died For Your Sins" flash at the bottom of the screen. King Kong then throws the apple at the mans head and runs away.
*Fade to black*
*First Short*
BRILLIANT!
If you've never heard of the Principia Discordia or Discordianism you really need to click that link. Seriously.
Yes...I own said jeep and I am said poser. It's cool cause I knew that already.
----Addendum----
Oh yea, all you hookers that can make it need to hit up our Mayday party. There's gonna be free beer until the keg floats.
Yo.
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i knew that i might die too, though, which is the similarity. i had no problem with that. i still have no problem with it. the only difference is that i am no longer fueled by hate and anger, and probably woudn't do something like that again (i never say never).