I've decided that starting tomorrow I will experience one of the seven deadly sins every day for a week. I will document them all and share them with you. I'm already going to hell....might as well actually deserve it.
Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Wrath, Avarice, and Sloth.
I could knock them all off at once by laying around the couch all day, stealing the money out of Links wallet, thinking I'm better than him and calling his girly to arrange a bootie call, getting angry when she says no, masturbate furiously thinking about her, and eating a gallon of ice cream to wash my sorrows away.
It'll be more fun stretching it out though.
Are there any Houston peeps out there that would be interested in hooking up at a bar sometime this week or next? Sound off.
------Addendum------
I'm gonna hold off on the sins for just a bit. Link got his camera back but it's still fucked up. I'd really like to film each sin...maybe even make a short out of it. I'm gonna wait until he gets it up and working again. This'll give me enough time to make sure I do some extra special sin. *evil grin*
Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Wrath, Avarice, and Sloth.
I could knock them all off at once by laying around the couch all day, stealing the money out of Links wallet, thinking I'm better than him and calling his girly to arrange a bootie call, getting angry when she says no, masturbate furiously thinking about her, and eating a gallon of ice cream to wash my sorrows away.
It'll be more fun stretching it out though.
Are there any Houston peeps out there that would be interested in hooking up at a bar sometime this week or next? Sound off.
------Addendum------
I'm gonna hold off on the sins for just a bit. Link got his camera back but it's still fucked up. I'd really like to film each sin...maybe even make a short out of it. I'm gonna wait until he gets it up and working again. This'll give me enough time to make sure I do some extra special sin. *evil grin*
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link:
I gotta represent my pal MeNotYou. He is a kind soul. In fact, he let me cry on his shoulder the other night. Then he kicked the ass of the guy who broke my girl's heart. He's real cool that way. A sensitive brute, for all you genuine ladies out there. He's super smart, like, a real certified MENSA card stroking genius. He's real smooth. He'll talk a girl out of her clothes just to bring a smile to her face, 'cause she was real down like and needed the come up. What I'm saying is, MeNotYou needs a real cool vixen sensation in his life. I'm trying to hook you up with a real winner here. No prior convictions, a real momma's boy you can whip into shape real proper like, and he's got rolls of money he jerks off with. Some weird fetish about the teller girls at banks and the air tubes that make the run between. Okay. So I've rambled some, but I've only come close to scratching the surface of the enigma that is MeNotYou... But really, he should be trying to hook me up, as I'm the one madly in love, and desperate for anything, anything at all, that isn't such sweet agony.
link:
Oh, and he really wants to hit two pages. He thinks that'd be swell. Show him what you got people. Make him feel like the special whore that he is.