This is an actual email a coworker of mine sent to everyone in my company earlier today.
Charlotte's phones are able to receive calls. About 45 mins ago, we got a call from CLT. A cell call was made to the site and, they were instructed to contact the local company. If you need to contact CLT. Please the e-mail system for now. Will keep you updated.
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Sooo...are the phones working or not? The local company? Please the e-mail system? This last one sounds like a sexual position. Seriously though, he always talks like this. Can you imagine needing technical support and talking to this guy? From what I understand most of our users just hang up if he answers the hotline.
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smith:
At least he didn't use "plisses reboot teh server."
micajah:
Doesn't seem that bad to me. But of course, I live in the valley.