menotyou

Well. It's official. I just turned old. Thirty years from the typing of this very sentence my mother vagina was being torn asunder. I celebrated my emergence by drinking a glass of twenty five year old scotch on the rocks and smoking a cigarette at exactly 12:01 am. This was a very satisfactory way to usher in the elder age of Jay.

Despite my advanced years, my friends must think fairly highly of me as one friend drove 15 hours and got stranded for 24 hours in Ft. Stockton TX because of the 200 miles of frozen and closed I10 freeway, and another buddy flew in from Colorado to celebrate this evening.

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
- Winston Churchill