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Monday Jun 12, 2006

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Well. This is certainly different. I'm fighting the urge to outright reject the new layout. I'll play the part of the open minded slightly cynical user. We'll see how I feel in a few days. Change isn't always bad.

Last weekend my cousin got married. It was in Dallas. In the sculpture garden at the museum of fine art. Outside. At 7:00. I was an usher running around seating people in a tuxedo in 97 degree heat. I'm pretty sure I lost about seven pounds of water weight but gained it all back at the open bar. It was one of those rare situations that is both awesome and saturated with suck at the same time.

I don't know about you but my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, "It's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours." Yup. They really do. I make a killer shake. Seriously.

I can't believe no one liked the band name, "David Lee Roth Made Out With My Mom". I would totally buy that album.
dhd_no_pants:
Look what I found for you.




awww what kind of B.S. is THAT! Sorry the image didn't come through properly, but I am still sure you will love it.
Jun 12, 2006
smith:
When I get back to Houston, I'm going to pistol whip you for using bits of that milkshake song. For fuck's sake. I felt embarrassed for myself and everyone else reading it, and there's NO ONE AROUND ME RIGHT NOW. Mainly because it's 7:20AM.
Jun 15, 2006

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