Tuesday Apr 26, 2005

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I saw a Garfield with suction cup feet sticking to a car window this morning. It made me realize how much I hate shit like that, so this is the list of things that annoy me about people and their cars:

1. Things hanging from the rear view mirror

a. Dream Catchers
b. Crystals
c. High Scholl Graduation Tassels
d. Garter Belts
e. Hand Cuffs
f. Fuzzy Dice- acceptable some situations
g. Air Freshener- is fine, but only one

2. Things stuck to the window.

a. Garfield- or any other animal with suction feet
b. College Sticker- one is fine, but more than one is tacky
c. On Board Signs- enough said
d. Calvin Pissing on Something Sticker- need I say more?

3. Things on the back window ledge.

a. Collection of Hats- usually mesh backed baseball caps
b. Stuffed Animals
c. Bobble Heads
d. Kleenex Boxes or Paper Towel Rolls

4. Bumper stickers can be amusing, but I cant tolerate the following:

a. My Kid is an Honor Student
b. My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student
c. Those Euro Country Letters- like IRL
d. Presidential Candidates- long after the election is over
e. Magnetic Ribbons

That is my rant for the day. If you are guilty of any of these things, you should be ashamed. Please list your car dcor pet peaves.


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lokicaprion:
I have dice, but they are not fuzzy. They are black satin, with red flames on them. It matches my black and redness of my car.

Also, I have a stuffed Cheshire Cat in my back window.

I could still devour your soul, however!!!

- Baraqiel
Queen of the World of Darkness
cretinfamily:
i used to have a happy bunny air freshener that said "you smell like butt". blush

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