Meet Jackson Pollock.
He was only $30 and thick as shit.
Not only does he get the job done
(and do it fucking well, thank you),
He also shares the name Jackson
with my favorite painter, my dog,
and our vacation spot in New Hampshire.
Mister J.Pollock;
Welcome to the family.
Love, Vanna.

He was only $30 and thick as shit.
Not only does he get the job done
(and do it fucking well, thank you),
He also shares the name Jackson
with my favorite painter, my dog,
and our vacation spot in New Hampshire.
Mister J.Pollock;
Welcome to the family.
Love, Vanna.

onewithall:
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