melxmarie

So I read the funniest story today on isanyoneup.com. If you haven't been there... go check it out. #NBHNC.
Here is the story:

I havent written a story in a really long time because I stopped doing drugs and drinks so I couldnt do it.I was flirting with this girl for a minute on the book. She was really cute though. so I invited her to come to this event I was throwing to see if she was SIF or not and she came through and she was a bit more amazon looking then her pics but still pretty cute.

So few days go by & we are texting and she invites me over to watch a movie so I make sure to put deodorant on my balls. Anyway I get there, she looks cute in here pajamas. Whenever I walk into a girls house I use my peripherals and I notice a half eaten pizza on the stove and in my head Im like this girl better have a brother or a dog or something. So we pretend to watch 40 year old virgin for the next ten or fifteen minutes and then you know. So I peel off her unds and of course I go for the b-hole and its beautiful. Anyway I start fingering her butt like ten minutes in and we are like 69ing and Im all into it & shes hot whatever whatever I start fingering her butthole anddddddddddd I feel it. I thought maybe it was a tumor but no its for sure lasagna. So I pulled my fingers out and try and play it off & while this is all happening Im getting the best head in my life. So Im grossed out but not? I have lasagna on my finger but Im getting head at the same time . It was crazy. Anyway I had this weird shit thing on my finger like when ice cream on your ice cream cone gets topped off and it has that little circle thing at the endyeah. I dunno cant explain it but it was that..but with shit.so I had to smear the poop under her blankets and play off that I didnt just play with her food. The end.