wooooo-ha! that's right kiddies, this mel will be getting her 73 VW super beetle back next week if all goes well and nothing blows on the highway from Dallas to here.
i haven't seen Bot in almost 2 years and jules' ass was the last thing to grace his back fender to jump him up in downtown Dallas the last time she was in.
le sigh.
meh. can't really afford to pay Larry what he says i owe him, and what i disagree with- but just to get this shit over with, i'll do just about any thing to have Bot back.
my arm is healing nicely. i only have 1 spot that has scabbed due to a flea bite. thanks to my onery dog, who also managed to FIND my digital camera last night around 2am when she was being ignored in favor of other things, like. dallas. not the city. my company. yay for her and, well. fuckin yay for me too.
and good lord, is it ever nice to have company. mmmm.
shop is slow. i'd rather be home fucking the hell out of my cherokee. meh. 4 hours and counting until a day off. <3
oh. and since i am TERRIBLY bored and beck is playing 20 facts. why the fuck not.
20 things you really didn't want to know regarding your not-so-friendly-neighborhood mel:
1.) i am the gal i am today 85% because of girl scouts and the fact that hyenahell's mom was the troop leader.
2.) i have been locked in a mental institution 6 times in the state of texas. i think.
3.) i have a not-so-secret fetish for christ on the cross. it's probably sexual, somehow, too.
4.) i am a complete relationship-phobe. i hate them. and i'm not good at them either. i tend to get stuck and them rip my way out.
5.) i.absolutely.adore. (affectionately-referred-to) tards. they are so much fun i wish to piss myself at times when visiting.
6.) i hate babies. and any thoughts of children.
7.) before i turn 26, i should be completely covered by tattoos from neck down.
8.) i think every motherfuckin' body looks better with metal.
9.) i am completely and utterly obsessed with my mostly-dead twin sister, jules. and you can bite me.
10.) i hate in the most passionate, enduring manner ever. and it's forever, too. who the fuck needs diamonds any way.
11.) i day-dream of long, complicated, bloody homicides at random, lengthy times throughout my days.
12.) i have 9 distinct and seperated personalities. We're fun.
13.) i have a fabulous time playing mistress. always.
14.) i get off on pain. really. it's the best.
15.) i fucking hate amusement parks and every thing about them.
16.) i fear midget porn. sorry.
17.) i enjoy poking holes in people much too much.
18.) when i rent apartments or buy houses, i require two bedroom at all times so that jules has her own room, in which i store every.single.piece of her clothing and various other belongings.
18.) i am completely anti-social.
19.) i love coffee and cigarettes. i'd say i love them most than sex but i have recently discovered that sex is the best.thing.ever with a fuckin' tattooed cherokee.
20.) i'm really very happy to be finished with this because 20 facts regarding myself are difficult to come up with.
mu ha. xoxx
i haven't seen Bot in almost 2 years and jules' ass was the last thing to grace his back fender to jump him up in downtown Dallas the last time she was in.
le sigh.
meh. can't really afford to pay Larry what he says i owe him, and what i disagree with- but just to get this shit over with, i'll do just about any thing to have Bot back.
my arm is healing nicely. i only have 1 spot that has scabbed due to a flea bite. thanks to my onery dog, who also managed to FIND my digital camera last night around 2am when she was being ignored in favor of other things, like. dallas. not the city. my company. yay for her and, well. fuckin yay for me too.
and good lord, is it ever nice to have company. mmmm.
shop is slow. i'd rather be home fucking the hell out of my cherokee. meh. 4 hours and counting until a day off. <3
oh. and since i am TERRIBLY bored and beck is playing 20 facts. why the fuck not.
20 things you really didn't want to know regarding your not-so-friendly-neighborhood mel:
1.) i am the gal i am today 85% because of girl scouts and the fact that hyenahell's mom was the troop leader.
2.) i have been locked in a mental institution 6 times in the state of texas. i think.
3.) i have a not-so-secret fetish for christ on the cross. it's probably sexual, somehow, too.
4.) i am a complete relationship-phobe. i hate them. and i'm not good at them either. i tend to get stuck and them rip my way out.
5.) i.absolutely.adore. (affectionately-referred-to) tards. they are so much fun i wish to piss myself at times when visiting.
6.) i hate babies. and any thoughts of children.
7.) before i turn 26, i should be completely covered by tattoos from neck down.
8.) i think every motherfuckin' body looks better with metal.
9.) i am completely and utterly obsessed with my mostly-dead twin sister, jules. and you can bite me.
10.) i hate in the most passionate, enduring manner ever. and it's forever, too. who the fuck needs diamonds any way.
11.) i day-dream of long, complicated, bloody homicides at random, lengthy times throughout my days.
12.) i have 9 distinct and seperated personalities. We're fun.
13.) i have a fabulous time playing mistress. always.
14.) i get off on pain. really. it's the best.
15.) i fucking hate amusement parks and every thing about them.
16.) i fear midget porn. sorry.
17.) i enjoy poking holes in people much too much.
18.) when i rent apartments or buy houses, i require two bedroom at all times so that jules has her own room, in which i store every.single.piece of her clothing and various other belongings.
18.) i am completely anti-social.
19.) i love coffee and cigarettes. i'd say i love them most than sex but i have recently discovered that sex is the best.thing.ever with a fuckin' tattooed cherokee.
20.) i'm really very happy to be finished with this because 20 facts regarding myself are difficult to come up with.
mu ha. xoxx
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