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Starting the week with some humor <3

1. What did the grape say when it was crushed? ------Nothing, it just let out a little wine!!

2. What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long? -------- A πthon !!

3. What do you call a fake noodle?------- An impasta !!

4. What do you call an alligator in a vest? ----------------- An investigator !!

5. How do you organize a space party? ---------- You planet!!

Please tell me your favorite lame jokes and make my day!!

Have a great week <3

Thank you @missy & @rambo :3

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