lol Bram less brining my imagination into things.. it hasn't had a bath in awhile and is very very dirty.
I wish I had some uber kewl stuff to post. I really don't. This is more of an open box in which I type up some dramatic soap opera style contingent of my life. Sad thing is the drama is real. All it really lacks is him sleeping with a hooker to feel close to someone and me screwing his best friend. The latter will -never- happen but I dunno about the first. I'll let ya know if it does.
I get through the horrid things that have happened in my life by laughing about it. It works, really it does. When something completely and utterly wrong happens in your life put a funny sarcastic twist to it and then proceed to laugh your ass off at yourself. In the end you might feel a bit better; although the situation will have still sucked or still is but at least you can claim control over it by not being to proud to laugh at yourself.
The "Ex" came home last night and says to me -I'm moving out in a month. if you want to be a bitch I can be an ass and you'll just have to figure out how to pay the rent- <insert a complete WTF look> I later find out I am such a "bitch" b/c when I left to go see a movie with Antrana we didn't say goodbye before walking out the door.
Now here is the part which is funny. I didn't even have to turn it into a little comic strip in my head to make it funny.
Ex: Can we at least be friends with benefits?
Mel: hell no! I don't play those games.
Ex: It's not a game.
Mel: It's an emotional headfuck.
Ex: There's no emotions involved.
(insert where I -could- have been nicer)
Mel: I'm not attracted to you so why the fuck would I want to screw you?
(crickets chirp. I grimace and think he is gonna start crying and think omfg not again)
<this is where I get diplomatic>
Mel: Listen, it will be emotional whether you claim it or not. You still have feelings for me. Been there done that, it doesn't help. In the end you'll just feel used and more confused.
((what Mel was saying in her head: stupid fucker wtf you think I'm a god damned whore who's just gonna fuck you b/c you act all sad. fuck that go slit your wrists and leave me the fuck alone)) my head is not politically correct and never will be /sigh
exit stage left Mel slams door and leave "Ex" to sit dejectedly in his chair.
I wish I had some uber kewl stuff to post. I really don't. This is more of an open box in which I type up some dramatic soap opera style contingent of my life. Sad thing is the drama is real. All it really lacks is him sleeping with a hooker to feel close to someone and me screwing his best friend. The latter will -never- happen but I dunno about the first. I'll let ya know if it does.
I get through the horrid things that have happened in my life by laughing about it. It works, really it does. When something completely and utterly wrong happens in your life put a funny sarcastic twist to it and then proceed to laugh your ass off at yourself. In the end you might feel a bit better; although the situation will have still sucked or still is but at least you can claim control over it by not being to proud to laugh at yourself.
The "Ex" came home last night and says to me -I'm moving out in a month. if you want to be a bitch I can be an ass and you'll just have to figure out how to pay the rent- <insert a complete WTF look> I later find out I am such a "bitch" b/c when I left to go see a movie with Antrana we didn't say goodbye before walking out the door.
Now here is the part which is funny. I didn't even have to turn it into a little comic strip in my head to make it funny.
Ex: Can we at least be friends with benefits?
Mel: hell no! I don't play those games.
Ex: It's not a game.
Mel: It's an emotional headfuck.
Ex: There's no emotions involved.
(insert where I -could- have been nicer)
Mel: I'm not attracted to you so why the fuck would I want to screw you?
(crickets chirp. I grimace and think he is gonna start crying and think omfg not again)
<this is where I get diplomatic>
Mel: Listen, it will be emotional whether you claim it or not. You still have feelings for me. Been there done that, it doesn't help. In the end you'll just feel used and more confused.
((what Mel was saying in her head: stupid fucker wtf you think I'm a god damned whore who's just gonna fuck you b/c you act all sad. fuck that go slit your wrists and leave me the fuck alone)) my head is not politically correct and never will be /sigh
exit stage left Mel slams door and leave "Ex" to sit dejectedly in his chair.
beryn:
but its so fun putting your imaginaton to work 
dirty can be fun. I understand the open box/book part lol, hell most days the best i have to update with is work sending me out of town or not hehe. Hows things progressing with moving to murray? let me know whats goin on with the moving out/rent stuff i might be able to modify the days i am taking off for the atl trip some.
dirty can be fun. I understand the open box/book part lol, hell most days the best i have to update with is work sending me out of town or not hehe. Hows things progressing with moving to murray? let me know whats goin on with the moving out/rent stuff i might be able to modify the days i am taking off for the atl trip some.
liante:
You are so much better off without that guy. Damn.