Lets start with the fun and end with the sorrow!
The "How to prepare yourself for the awesomest parties" by Miss Melitta Suicide
1. a good party must start with choosing the proper underwear.
- it has to be comfy, has to fit your mood and make you feel perfect, doesnt matter what it looks like, sometimes I wear my black panties which is becoming one single hole by now...
note: you do not wear the undie for your potentiel one night stand, its only for you!!
doh, this is lame so I dont continue and Im tired too....
the hate rant:
Dude!! are you fucking serious with youself????? you, the one who was soooo soooo fucking lucky to get my number on a pretty depressed dawn with the purpose of fucking me... now you are calling me to give my ladys number??? WTF??? you lame lame ass!!! but do not worry sweetheart we are cooking you, yes, WE, me and my lady... oh did you thought shes into you?? well, NOT! me??? neither... oh we take our revenge on men on you!! yes...
Mrs, yes the ones who think that we girls come when we catch a single glimpse of them... well guess what? we dont come. were not intreseted in corky asshole at all... so youd better take that complacent smile off your faces very qickly, yeah before we little ladies kick you in the crotch!! oh yes, we do, dont you think we dont!
edited to add:
why I can hate tourists so much sometimes:
yes, I am very helpful, I can show you on the map what you are looking for, I can recommend some places, yes, whats more as I am very friendly Im even willing to drink a coffee with you... but I hate to hear my phone ring on the first corner after we parted... youre checking on me??? let me make this clear, if I dont want I wont give you my number!!! Told you when to call me, so why are calling me 2 hours earlier??? guess what? Im in the hospital cannot talk, I wont asnwer.
uhh my, you called at the agreed time!!Good boy! but Im busy today cannot meet so I tell you to call me tomorrow, no, not 2 hours later today, not tonight, dammit TOMORROW!!! so after being called up like a hundred and one times you can be sure that youll be ignored tomorrow... and I was still nice...
At the end Im not mad, I can play, dont you worry!
ps will pu this party stuff in a proper shape next time, cuz its awesome...
The "How to prepare yourself for the awesomest parties" by Miss Melitta Suicide
1. a good party must start with choosing the proper underwear.
- it has to be comfy, has to fit your mood and make you feel perfect, doesnt matter what it looks like, sometimes I wear my black panties which is becoming one single hole by now...
note: you do not wear the undie for your potentiel one night stand, its only for you!!
doh, this is lame so I dont continue and Im tired too....
the hate rant:
Dude!! are you fucking serious with youself????? you, the one who was soooo soooo fucking lucky to get my number on a pretty depressed dawn with the purpose of fucking me... now you are calling me to give my ladys number??? WTF??? you lame lame ass!!! but do not worry sweetheart we are cooking you, yes, WE, me and my lady... oh did you thought shes into you?? well, NOT! me??? neither... oh we take our revenge on men on you!! yes...
Mrs, yes the ones who think that we girls come when we catch a single glimpse of them... well guess what? we dont come. were not intreseted in corky asshole at all... so youd better take that complacent smile off your faces very qickly, yeah before we little ladies kick you in the crotch!! oh yes, we do, dont you think we dont!
edited to add:
why I can hate tourists so much sometimes:
yes, I am very helpful, I can show you on the map what you are looking for, I can recommend some places, yes, whats more as I am very friendly Im even willing to drink a coffee with you... but I hate to hear my phone ring on the first corner after we parted... youre checking on me??? let me make this clear, if I dont want I wont give you my number!!! Told you when to call me, so why are calling me 2 hours earlier??? guess what? Im in the hospital cannot talk, I wont asnwer.
uhh my, you called at the agreed time!!Good boy! but Im busy today cannot meet so I tell you to call me tomorrow, no, not 2 hours later today, not tonight, dammit TOMORROW!!! so after being called up like a hundred and one times you can be sure that youll be ignored tomorrow... and I was still nice...
At the end Im not mad, I can play, dont you worry!
ps will pu this party stuff in a proper shape next time, cuz its awesome...
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if you give me your phonenumber i promise I will never call !
I will write you short messages all the time