my dog's breath smells like a mix of old poo, lo mein, and bones.....but I kinda like it
danger_diabolik:
Haha!! I have two dogs and sometimes, when I am petting them and letting them giving me kisses on my face, I am struck with the rude realization (in the form of the smell of their breath) that they have been snacking out of my cats' litter boxes again. 
remod66:
My dog's breath smells like peanut butter... and I don't even have a dog!