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Sunday Aug 08, 2010

Aug 8, 2010
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Random Shit:

* I have never been drunk
*I have never had a banana split
*I have always wanted to throw a pair of sneakers up onto a wire (you always see them hanging there but have you ever seen anyone do it?)
*I have always wanted to see someone light a fart on fire
*I have always wanted to flash my tits on the highway to a car full of rowdy teens
*I have fucked a man in the ass with a strap-on
*I have always wanted to hold a little chick in my hand *peep*!
*some foods I hate: dill, raw tomatos, artichokes, beets, spinach, cantelope and honeydews
*I am terrified of tornados, being eaten by a shark, being stuck in the middle of a huge group of whales, a tarantula crawling on me...even tho these things will NEVER happen to me
* I am a sex addict
ooo aaa
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
butcherbaby:
I Love it.....every time he moults,he gets bigger........I was afraid too the first time I held one,but you find out that they are harmless and only bite if provoked.....pretty docile actually wink
Aug 8, 2010
butcherbaby:
Haha...Bizarre........I feel weird when the dogs watch...LOL

Sounds like a crazy book.............I don't read much,but I just read one called Yakuza Moon by Shoko Tendo.....something tells me you would like it wink

You can get it for $5.00 or so on ebay
Aug 9, 2010

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