There's nothing finer than having a vagina.......but say it like "Fin-ah" so it rhymes...........
yeah..........
yeah..........
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I am tired of pissing people off. i'm sorry........
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babybeezer:
I just can't imagine you pissing anyone off 
rawr_ima_monster:
You missed teh coolest thing ever today at the store.
-BIG ARMENIAN STARBUCKS FIST FIGHT!
Dave
-BIG ARMENIAN STARBUCKS FIST FIGHT!
Dave
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historyteller:
My favorite hobby! 
atomic_tiki:
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[Edited on Jan 22, 2003]
[Edited on Jan 22, 2003]
Never again leaving myself signed onto SG after leaving Booshanky's house.....it was HE who put the "rubbing the elf" comment in my previous journal.
Anyways....Takeshi's party was supercool. Amina Rocked the Scrabble, although I was pretty damn close woth the much needed help of fillerbunny. And sleeping on the chaise was fun, especially since someone had written "I SNORE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER" on Booshanky's face...
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Anyways....Takeshi's party was supercool. Amina Rocked the Scrabble, although I was pretty damn close woth the much needed help of fillerbunny. And sleeping on the chaise was fun, especially since someone had written "I SNORE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER" on Booshanky's face...
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gwen1:
I like Monopoly.
robin:
you know its called "cluedo" in europe. how retarded is that name. psssshhhaaa.
i like hungry hungry hippos.
oh oh and 13 dead end drive.
basically anything REALLY advanced.
i like hungry hungry hippos.
oh oh and 13 dead end drive.
basically anything REALLY advanced.
I told you so Quote of the day:
"I'm just a SQUIRREL trying to find a nut to move your butt."
------------Freedom Williams
It's not swirl..........
so I don't know what to write, but I need to go shopping.
Listening to: Portishead (One of my 25 new cds )
Wearing: my work clothes still, why?......but my pants are unzipped......But my socks rule....black and white striped...
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"I'm just a SQUIRREL trying to find a nut to move your butt."
------------Freedom Williams
It's not swirl..........
so I don't know what to write, but I need to go shopping.
Listening to: Portishead (One of my 25 new cds
)
Wearing: my work clothes still, why?......but my pants are unzipped......But my socks rule....black and white striped...
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giga_geo:
booyah! it was so good to see you again. you are so fun to hang out with and i would LOVE to have you stay with me in santa barbara. lots of love.. and a vibrator! hahaha
jjay:
great new pick!
Rubbing the elf at work....I'm confused
Rubbing the elf at work....I'm confused
Hating my computer........it hates me too.
I wanna feel special....... that's not me fishing for compliments or complaining or anything.
It sucks when MY OWN FRIEND judges me for hanging out with someone older than me.
SO FUCKING WHAT???
She has become entirely to closedminded and judgemental.
But I'm giving my cool speech today (writing right now cuz I = procrastination queen)
I wanna feel special....... that's not me fishing for compliments or complaining or anything.
It sucks when MY OWN FRIEND judges me for hanging out with someone older than me.
SO FUCKING WHAT???
She has become entirely to closedminded and judgemental.
But I'm giving my cool speech today (writing right now cuz I = procrastination queen)
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booshanky:
HONK HONK!
and check my journal from yesterday. Takeshi21 thinks it's squirrel too.HAHAHA
and check my journal from yesterday. Takeshi21 thinks it's squirrel too.HAHAHA
obsidian_:
at least your computer isn't in a comma like mine
spilled soda+laptop=computer coma..
and only the special note....my daddy told me all girls are princess....and shouldn't princess=special....I think so...so there ya go...
spilled soda+laptop=computer coma..
and only the special note....my daddy told me all girls are princess....and shouldn't princess=special....I think so...so there ya go...
Part 2 of the extremely long email....answer some.....hopefully it all fits this time......if not......part three tomorrow........ From where I left off....
*Who do you fantasize about?
<3 DARRELL (the coworker) and ERIC ALLEN.
*What did you dream about last night?
About opening a topless dental office with built in massage motors into the dental chairs. Still planning the waiting room.
*Describe the best dream you've...
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From where I left off....
*Who do you fantasize about?
<3 DARRELL (the coworker) and ERIC ALLEN.
*What did you dream about last night?
About opening a topless dental office with built in massage motors into the dental chairs. Still planning the waiting room.
*Describe the best dream you've...
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melissa2:
FUCK IT!!!!!!!!! MY COMP DOES NOT WANT ME TO POST THE WHOLE THING....
sexydevil:
I was so looking forward to it too....oh well.
I fantasize about Love and 50's cars. Sometimes both at the same time. Never anyone specific though. Maybe I just havent met her yet?
I fantasize about Love and 50's cars. Sometimes both at the same time. Never anyone specific though. Maybe I just havent met her yet?
Okay.....so since I don't feel like thinking....I'm gonna copy and paste some old email I got, but its LONG....just warning you. Can't think now.....tired. 
Be a doll and either email me your responses or just answer your fave question. Okay...here it is...
*How often do you curse?
Fucking shit load.
*Are you proud when you let out a really big burp?
A loud burp is...
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Be a doll and either email me your responses or just answer your fave question. Okay...here it is...
*How often do you curse?
Fucking shit load.
*Are you proud when you let out a really big burp?
A loud burp is...
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kaos1:
chicks that fart and burp kick ass.....you kick ass! lol
gwen1:
hello. it was lovely seeing you last night.
I love the lovin' that I got from my last journal entry. Can I arrange for that to happen everyday. Yeah, that would be great.....Thanks.
So I know this is a morbid quote, but I love it.
"Do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?"
-----------The Flaming Lips
Damn, people (myself included) take EVERYTHING so seriously, we forget its just life. Its gonna...
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So I know this is a morbid quote, but I love it.
"Do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?"
-----------The Flaming Lips
Damn, people (myself included) take EVERYTHING so seriously, we forget its just life. Its gonna...
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rawr_ima_monster:
You got some serious Atten-SHION (said cajun style for no reason) from that last entry. you are a poop-ular girl. Take a guess at what you should do sometime.
-hint: it involves the telephone, you, me, and the area around which we live. Hmmmm....get on that.
Dave
-hint: it involves the telephone, you, me, and the area around which we live. Hmmmm....get on that.
Dave
mtlqueen:
You've gotta teach the world about Betty Page...I don't think anyone else could do her justice. She was such an enigma, still is, there's so much history to plunder...And besides, what better way to get the class' attention than by using visual aids depicting Betty administering a good spanking? 
Mmmm....last night was good. Third attempt to watch The Ladies' Man failed cuz I fell asleep AGAIN. And I tripped over Takeshi21's black as fuck sweet dog in a dark room and hit my ass/side on a something hard. Bruieing will ensue....but apparently that is hot to some people......... I don't know 'bout that......
I just assraped Booshanky (formerly VaginalBloodfart who was formerly Booshanky) for...
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I just assraped Booshanky (formerly VaginalBloodfart who was formerly Booshanky) for...
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babybeezer:
wow, I 
the new profile pic. So cute! Looks like you had fun last night! hehe, maybe I'll wear my jacket to the next SGLA event and make you even more jealous
the new profile pic. So cute! Looks like you had fun last night! hehe, maybe I'll wear my jacket to the next SGLA event and make you even more jealous
rawr_ima_monster:
dammit, you hung out with T21 last night and met the dog? you shoulda called me, I got off work at 11. I love that dog.
-I know you love me, but do you LOVE me love me? cuz if so...there's trouble to be had. mrowr.
Dave
-I know you love me, but do you LOVE me love me? cuz if so...there's trouble to be had. mrowr.
Dave
someone who actually *hearts* hermits
now my curiosity is definitely peaked.
you make me blush!
But having a dick is pretty fucking "finah" too.