melissa2

Too tired to write my "titillating story" right now........but it shall come.


Got my JANE in the mail 3 days ago......fucken christ I got the issue with Avril Lavigne on the cover (for the summer issues they put out various covers). Only redeeming factor.....right under her face it says......."your poll results....
Avril Lavigne, THE BIG LOSER......."

But the other cover has hawt hawt hawt Angelina Jolie.....the big winner........damn it!!!!!

Anyways.......this is a little quote from JANE:

"Horses, lemurs, guinea pigs, whales, hyenas, and llamas all have hymens. No reports yet if they're viewed as sluts if theirs happens to be broken."

BEST USELESS FACT EVER.........


Gimme a useless fact..........come on....



I think Schizo is gone forever
FUCKERS WHO TOOK HER MUST GET SARS!!!!!!!!!!





Oh yeah and I heard the new NOFX CD last night that's not out yet or whatever and it rocks soooooooo much ass. Can't f-ing wait.....