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Monday Apr 14, 2003

Apr 14, 2003
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Someone stole my big, fat Sharpie..........and now they must die.

So today is a continuation of my laziness from yesterday.

I am gonna attempt to clean the room.

So the random question of the day is related to cleaning.

What is a random thing you've found when clean that made you laugh/ say "oh shit!"/ have some kinda memory association??????

I remember cleaning my room a LONG time ago, and in my closet I found the crap my mom had saved from my kindergarten years. Of course, it was some lame quetion thingie "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I drew an aerobics instructor and I was blond (yes folks, black is NOT my natural hair color). My mom used to take me to her aerobics classes when i was like 4 or something.

Hmmm.......perhaps that is when my mom's craziness about MY WEIGHT started. But anyhow, your finds????? biggrin

Listening to: Pulp Fiction soundtrack.......wanting to be Uma right now.

Wearing: pajamas.......and they aren't at all sexy.

Drinking: ass loads of water.

Thinking: LADIES............... NotMySlave has been freed from the obligation of being my prom Date. So YOU go with him!!!!!!! Super nice guy...... biggrin




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aster:
i found a picture entitled "my eyes." i had coloured in the irises with blue crayon, then rubbed it out, and re-coloured them with brown crayon. it was grade 1. my teacher had made me walk to the bathroom to look at myself and face up to facts: my eyes were a boring brown, not blue! yes, i cried.
Apr 14, 2003
roxymonoxcide:
A mouse! In the mist of chasin it around my room it somehow got up my skirt! I felt it on my inner theigh and stood up! But it was no where to be seen. A few seconds later it fell from between my legs! It was holding on to my panties for dear life! I finally caught it and let it go in a feild. My mom named the mouse Chonie and that christmas I got a mouse magnet that had barbie panties in his hands!
Apr 15, 2003

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