Yesterday was the best day I had in a great long while. Well, except the first half of the day.
I went to work. I am a receptionist so I only work INSIDE. However I only work weekdays, but I guess we were understaffed for OUTSIDE so the girl that usually works in the office on Saturdays had to go outside. SHE FUCKING FELL AND SPRAINED HER ANKLE. Badly too........and she's going to Hawaii in a couple weeks. Did I feel guilty or what.........
But "he" brought me lunch and later we went to Knott's Berry Farm. Fun........but I later got sick from the funnel cake.......which ALWAYS happens. We even got those keychain thingies from when some joe schmoe takes your picture as you walk into the place. *yay*
Then I took homie Lauren and her boyf with me to the midnight show of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" at the Nuart. That has been something I have wanted to do FOREVER....... and finally pixxie and nonsense were gracious enough to be our hosts of sorts since they frquent the show.
Being that it was my first time going, I was a virgin. So I had "CUNT" across my forehead and "V"s on my cheeks in red lipstick, written by the ubercool cast members.
Once we got in, they bring all the virgins to the front of the theather and the cast MASS HUMPED all of us. Me being the big dork that I am and wanting to get the full experience, I volunteered myself for a mini contest in hopes that I would get to be the virgin sacrifice.
The contest was the "Drag Race"..........so me and some guy had to switch clothes ON STAGE faster than the other two people. So I was in my bra and panties for a few seconds, but we did end up winning so I got to be sacrificed.
Rad. I don't wanna spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen it yet, but I got lifted in the air while getting my cherry popped on top of my drag race partner.
The show was rad. I made an ass of myself to the Movie Geek from Beat the Geeks. As we were leaving, some guy told me I was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen.
My response....."Check me out on suicidegirls.com.....the name's Melissa" and he eagerly responded........"Ohmigawd, I totally will."
Then went home and slept.
I want more days like that, except what happened at work.
And this hot shit makes me happy.
I went to work. I am a receptionist so I only work INSIDE. However I only work weekdays, but I guess we were understaffed for OUTSIDE so the girl that usually works in the office on Saturdays had to go outside. SHE FUCKING FELL AND SPRAINED HER ANKLE. Badly too........and she's going to Hawaii in a couple weeks. Did I feel guilty or what.........
But "he" brought me lunch and later we went to Knott's Berry Farm. Fun........but I later got sick from the funnel cake.......which ALWAYS happens. We even got those keychain thingies from when some joe schmoe takes your picture as you walk into the place. *yay*
Then I took homie Lauren and her boyf with me to the midnight show of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" at the Nuart. That has been something I have wanted to do FOREVER....... and finally pixxie and nonsense were gracious enough to be our hosts of sorts since they frquent the show.
Being that it was my first time going, I was a virgin. So I had "CUNT" across my forehead and "V"s on my cheeks in red lipstick, written by the ubercool cast members.
Once we got in, they bring all the virgins to the front of the theather and the cast MASS HUMPED all of us. Me being the big dork that I am and wanting to get the full experience, I volunteered myself for a mini contest in hopes that I would get to be the virgin sacrifice.
The contest was the "Drag Race"..........so me and some guy had to switch clothes ON STAGE faster than the other two people. So I was in my bra and panties for a few seconds, but we did end up winning so I got to be sacrificed.
Rad. I don't wanna spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen it yet, but I got lifted in the air while getting my cherry popped on top of my drag race partner.
The show was rad. I made an ass of myself to the Movie Geek from Beat the Geeks. As we were leaving, some guy told me I was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen.
My response....."Check me out on suicidegirls.com.....the name's Melissa" and he eagerly responded........"Ohmigawd, I totally will."
Then went home and slept.
I want more days like that, except what happened at work.
And this hot shit makes me happy.
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dubt:
haha thats rediculously awesome. 
demigauge:
sweet...but wait i'm getting the impressiong you ahd sex int eh air> erm???