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Wednesday Mar 12, 2003

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This member, DoctorHellNo commented in my journal yesterday that I will burn in hell........thanks!!!!! kiss


Getting free gas is great.

Getting my period today will not be great. Much less I will FINALLY get my mail order cock and vibrator from that Passions party I went to like fucken 2 months ago. AND I WON"T BE ABLE TO USE THE unless I wanna wash the blood off. No thanks.

Listening to KROQ's Ralph Garner talk to French President Jacques Chirac while imitating Jerry Lewis will be fucking fantabulous.

Can you do any imitations? I can't.......

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dubt:
Mail order cock and vibrator... maybe I should get a fleshlight?

Imitations? none that I know of... maybe adam sandler actually... poop.
Mar 12, 2003
hazie:
oh hey I just got the e-mail (I don't check that one all that often) but yeah thank you... not really anyone I don't think ... clicked on it or said happy birthday :-\ oh well thanks ::hugs::
Mar 12, 2003

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