A few things:
1) I should not drink when I have responsibilities such as work to attend to the following day. It just leads me to call in sick (again) even though I'm broke like a mothafucka.
2) That said, I'm glad that I had a few beers last night. And I DIDN"T throw them up.
No 
3) My Speech class is going to be sooooo easy. Last night we played fucken Cherades.
4) Me likey Booshanky.......
5) Softcore fucken rocks and I love me some EricAllen.....
6) JACK OSBOURNE......I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO HIS DADDY IS.........
7) People do care....sometimes. As opposed to driving the 110 freeway during the morning rush while falling asleep, I got off the freeway and slept in my car for like 2 hours. This big black security guard guy kept coming by "to make sure I'm okay" and asked if I was homeless and needed a place to stay (Yeah, when I woke up I realized I parked and slept in a ghetto across from a homeless shelter. Needless to say there were many schizophrenics yelling stuff, Good times...
)
But not to worry, I am home safe
8) I get a retarded sense of joy when the infomercials for The Steam Cooker and Bare Minerals make up come on. I want them both.
Now I will continue sleeping......out of the confines of my car, which my dad said "smells like a Mexican whorehouse."
1) I should not drink when I have responsibilities such as work to attend to the following day. It just leads me to call in sick (again) even though I'm broke like a mothafucka.
2) That said, I'm glad that I had a few beers last night. And I DIDN"T throw them up.
No
3) My Speech class is going to be sooooo easy. Last night we played fucken Cherades.
4) Me likey Booshanky.......
5) Softcore fucken rocks and I love me some EricAllen.....
6) JACK OSBOURNE......I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO HIS DADDY IS.........
7) People do care....sometimes. As opposed to driving the 110 freeway during the morning rush while falling asleep, I got off the freeway and slept in my car for like 2 hours. This big black security guard guy kept coming by "to make sure I'm okay" and asked if I was homeless and needed a place to stay (Yeah, when I woke up I realized I parked and slept in a ghetto across from a homeless shelter. Needless to say there were many schizophrenics yelling stuff, Good times...
)
But not to worry, I am home safe
8) I get a retarded sense of joy when the infomercials for The Steam Cooker and Bare Minerals make up come on. I want them both.
Now I will continue sleeping......out of the confines of my car, which my dad said "smells like a Mexican whorehouse."
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You are awesome, and I want moooore chances to boogie with Youse! To fun! How is it You always look like the devil in Your photographs? Your smile and eyebrows plus the eyes they are over...holy jeepers peepers! You are fun and funny!
xoxoxoxMo