Okay, so it's a great idea, in theory, to buck consumer holiday gift-giving and make homemade presents for your homies instead, right? But I have to tell you, it's also exhausting and incredibly time-intensive, and you have to wonder, going cross-eyed aand manic after 8 hours doing your little craftity-crafts, if it's really worth it? I mean, in order to really make something that my friends will like, and not just appreciate, I feel compelled to put inordinate amounts of time into each project to make unique and well-made gifts--I've probably spent, uh, 100 hours in the past two weeks working on a paltry FIVE presents, and now I'm ALMOST done. Thank God I don't have a job, right?
Come to think of it, my friends don't even fucking celebrate Christmas.
Bah. I mean, "Cheers!" Let's take another shot of Bushmills and let the many layers of frothy irony whip us into an amused cynicsm, shaunt we?
To quote dem Le Tigre cunts...All my friends are fucking bitches, best known for burning bridges. Do you need a character witness? I'm proud to be associated with you!
Alrighty roo. I'm gonna go stick stuff in stuff. Don't wait up.
Come to think of it, my friends don't even fucking celebrate Christmas.
Bah. I mean, "Cheers!" Let's take another shot of Bushmills and let the many layers of frothy irony whip us into an amused cynicsm, shaunt we?
To quote dem Le Tigre cunts...All my friends are fucking bitches, best known for burning bridges. Do you need a character witness? I'm proud to be associated with you!
Alrighty roo. I'm gonna go stick stuff in stuff. Don't wait up.
I'm too poor to even make shit for my friends for Christmas. Maybe we can make them some babies for next Christmas.
what are you making that takes so much time??