Ugh one of my mistakes from a couple weeks ago just woke me up from a sound sleep by knocking repeatedly on my door (he was over visiting Jane - my drunken upstairs neighbor who will get her own post eventually bc she deserves one) asked if he could come in for a sec...then tried to 1) convince me to have sex with him again 2) convince me to let him sleep in my bed (he literally lives around the corner). Ugh he even like crawled on my bed and put his head on my pillow 
Oh and he peed in my bathroom with the door open
And now he wants to take me on a date. He was a one night stand. What does he not understand about that? I had no expectations about any kind of future relationship with him. And he kept trying to grab me to lay on the bed. Jeez. This is why I should only drink around normal friends (i.e. Not Jane) and never be left to my own devices. What's with these dudes that wanna actually hang out after a night of drunken hooking up? First this corporate fatty and then my Asian boyfriend (again, will be explained in a little more detail in another post)? It's like listen, we were drunk, me moreso than you, I had no expectations, still don't, I'm totally fine never seeing you again, or perhaps running into eachother while drunk another time and hooking up again, but in no way, shape, or form do I want to hang out and get to know you better while sober.
I have now successfully changed my pillowcase and sprayed some relaxing mist over my now cologne scented sheets in an effort to mask the smell. If I can't fall asleep again I'm going to be really pissed because tonight was supposed to be a perfect, uninterrupted night of sleep.
Fuck all you one night stands who ruin my peaceful sleep by thinking we can be friends and hang out at 4am when you're drunk and I was asleep.
Oh and he peed in my bathroom with the door open
And now he wants to take me on a date. He was a one night stand. What does he not understand about that? I had no expectations about any kind of future relationship with him. And he kept trying to grab me to lay on the bed. Jeez. This is why I should only drink around normal friends (i.e. Not Jane) and never be left to my own devices. What's with these dudes that wanna actually hang out after a night of drunken hooking up? First this corporate fatty and then my Asian boyfriend (again, will be explained in a little more detail in another post)? It's like listen, we were drunk, me moreso than you, I had no expectations, still don't, I'm totally fine never seeing you again, or perhaps running into eachother while drunk another time and hooking up again, but in no way, shape, or form do I want to hang out and get to know you better while sober.
I have now successfully changed my pillowcase and sprayed some relaxing mist over my now cologne scented sheets in an effort to mask the smell. If I can't fall asleep again I'm going to be really pissed because tonight was supposed to be a perfect, uninterrupted night of sleep.
Fuck all you one night stands who ruin my peaceful sleep by thinking we can be friends and hang out at 4am when you're drunk and I was asleep.
humility:
Oh woww. You'd think a guy would know better than anyone what the purpose of a one night stand is. :/ If the smell doesn't go away, your only option may be to set a fire. Here's to wishing you a bullshit-free sleep.