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melaniac

Houston, Tx

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Wednesday Jul 04, 2012

Jul 4, 2012
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Just found out I have to wear my full chef uniform (costume) to class on Mondays and Tuesdays. omfg wtf so lame! I tried it on.....its gigantic on me. I just special ordered a pair of womens chef pants but they wont be here for another week or so. Until then, my crotch is at my knees and I can fit a family of 4 in my pantalones!

On the bright side.....I got a bed today and a tv stand, so I can now use my desk for school lol.

Absolutely killing myself putting together this Ikea furniture alone.
I dont need a man! I have power tools and a goal!tongue
tactical:
am i to understand there is room for someone else in your pants... well this is very interesting
Jul 4, 2012
godoffire:
Your going to have fun at culinary school It was bad ass for me I miss it and your chef close will never fit mine still don't lol
Jul 5, 2012

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