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Friday Mar 19, 2010

Mar 19, 2010
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Ok so this is kinda funny.......
Angela and Erika are sitting on a bench at the Rodeo along with a bunch of other people. There is a man sitting next to Angela and his girlfriend is sitting across from her.
The man took his lemon off his iced tea and squeezed it into the cup. It squirted right on the the side of Angela's face. She was just glad she didn't get lemon juice in her eye.
This is what went down.......

Girlfriend: "Oh my God! You totally just squirted on her face!"

Boyfriend: "Oops....Sorry."

Angela: "It's okay. I don't mind."

(pause........reflect on convo......)
(Light bulb goes off!!!!!)

Angela: "That's what she said!!!!"


The whole table of people was laughing their asses off........haha

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