melancholycoma

There was a wickedly cool sand storm here last night. It was awesome.. kinda spooky.. but awesome. Oh joyus desert weather.

so what's up with the emo scene? jesus man... all these romulan haircuts... i'm a stranger in a strange land. i feel like i should either:

a. cry
b. become a pseudo-intellectual
c. get some bad tattoos
or
d. buy a man-purse, wear horn-rims, and start speaking in poignant sentences about stars and giving my heart out only for it to be crushed by the blackness of human emotion.
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Earlier I spilled some water on my keyboard and out of sheer laziness decided it didn't really happen. The parts where it dried up are cleaner then when I first got the keyboard. Things just work themselves out sometimes.
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The history of warfare is subdivided into the phases Retribution, Anticipation, and Diplomacy. Thus: Retribution: I'm going to kill you because you killed my brother. Anticipation: I'm going to kill you because I killed your brother. Diplomacy: I'm going to kill my brother and then kill you on the pretext that your brother did it.
.. just thought I'd share.

Thank you - come again.