Yeah. So I'm sick. It started yesterday with a slight shiver and a "normal" sneeze. In a matter of hours it went downhill from there. Full on nasal congestion with (close your eyes) mucus in the gallons. Now, add to that the fact that where I work it seems like environmental controls go out the window during the weekends and we're exposed to all four seasons within the span of a work shift.
I fell asleep on the bus home and missed my stop. Sleeping was a farce seeing as I was sneezing and could barely breathe whatever position I took. My body decided to give me a break and the congestion went away long enough for me to fall asleep. Then, I was rudely awakened by my cell alarm for another day in sickness hell.
I made my way to my bus stop only to see the driver look me in the eye as he was driving away. I was waving my hand damnit!
I got to work five minutes late. Not so bad. I answer the phone, I hydrate and I make googly eyes to the girl in the next row for the following eight hours of the day. Lunch time is okay and I spend the better part of it playing Angry Birds.
I'm suddenly interrupted by another girl I make googly eyes at as she leaves because she's not feeling well. She touched my shoulder!
(insert Fuck Yeah meme here)
I shuffle my way back into the office to endure the remainder of this day and have the constant reminder of never ending snow right outside the window.
Work is finished. I walk to the bus stop. I get on the bus. I fall asleep. I miss my stop again. FML.
I finally get home after blazing a path through the fresh snow only to find that there's nothing to eat on the spot. Cooking has never been so exhausting. I finally get to eat. Cod filet with brown rice, coli flower and eggplant. Very much yummy in my tummy.
Having hydrated for the better part of the day, I decide to look up more remedies and opt for a comical approach. I found this little jewel while aimlessly surfing the interwebz.
I couldn't stop laughing for a good five minutes. When sick I'm easily entertained.
I fell asleep on the bus home and missed my stop. Sleeping was a farce seeing as I was sneezing and could barely breathe whatever position I took. My body decided to give me a break and the congestion went away long enough for me to fall asleep. Then, I was rudely awakened by my cell alarm for another day in sickness hell.
I made my way to my bus stop only to see the driver look me in the eye as he was driving away. I was waving my hand damnit!
I got to work five minutes late. Not so bad. I answer the phone, I hydrate and I make googly eyes to the girl in the next row for the following eight hours of the day. Lunch time is okay and I spend the better part of it playing Angry Birds.
I'm suddenly interrupted by another girl I make googly eyes at as she leaves because she's not feeling well. She touched my shoulder!
(insert Fuck Yeah meme here)
I shuffle my way back into the office to endure the remainder of this day and have the constant reminder of never ending snow right outside the window.
Work is finished. I walk to the bus stop. I get on the bus. I fall asleep. I miss my stop again. FML.
I finally get home after blazing a path through the fresh snow only to find that there's nothing to eat on the spot. Cooking has never been so exhausting. I finally get to eat. Cod filet with brown rice, coli flower and eggplant. Very much yummy in my tummy.
Having hydrated for the better part of the day, I decide to look up more remedies and opt for a comical approach. I found this little jewel while aimlessly surfing the interwebz.
I couldn't stop laughing for a good five minutes. When sick I'm easily entertained.