mego

Wow, I just watched Return to Oz with my kiddo. what a wierd flick. Hadnt seen it in quite awhile, and everytime I see it I remember just how wierd it is.
So I will now relate to you all a story that my grandaddy used to tell me. It really has nothing to do with anything, just one of those stories with a moral.
One day a lil sparrow was flying along, when he came into some rough weather.It started freezing rain, and the ice coated the little birds wings, and he tumbled to the ground.
As he lay freezing to death, he thought "man this cant get any worse" And just then, a large cow walked right over the top of him, and the preceded to take a big shit, right onto the bird.
Well, to the birds suprise, the poo started to warm him, and soon he was completely thawed out. The sun began to shine, and the lil bird was so happy that he poked his head out of the big poo pile, and began to sing.
A coyote who had been passing by, heard the little birds song, and went to investigate. He found the little bird, and pulled him out of the poo, and ate him for a snack.
Now, the moral is this-
Just because someone shits on you, doesnt make them your enemy.
Just because someone pulls you outta some shit, doesnt make them your friend.
If your happy and warm in a big pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
Life lessons people.
Naughty word for the day- AssGlobes..."look at those assglobes!"
Peas
Meg