megizzle4izzle's SuicideGirls Blog

I don't get why people blow so much ass.

So basically. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you. I'm out.

charbo:

Am I still in or am I cool or am I fucked ? Or maybe I'm all of the three abovementioned ?

Jun 15, 2013

ihsv1683:

fair comment...

Jun 16, 2013

Y'all are learning not to get out of line. Good.

However. I am lonely. Someone keep me company.

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piratenate:

I hope that means you're not being barraged by dick pics

And yep you ever ever wanna carry on a random conversation give me a shout!

Jun 11, 2013

lord_renob:

Hopefully you were able to alleviate your boredom by now.

Jun 11, 2013

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stoneart:

Hahaha...nice!

Jun 10, 2013

beats0:

My beer gut is a better aphrodisiac than his flat "almost abs" anyways. I OWN my beer gut. Badge of honour!!!

Jun 10, 2013

Got kicked out of a group today.

Why?

I guess demanding respect is just too much to ask.

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joshof13thfloor:

Yeah, I call bullshit.

Jun 9, 2013

username63417:

I'd ask the leader of the group why you were kicked out.

Jun 9, 2013

HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS

STOP BEING FUCKING CREEPY

I am no going to be nice about this again. The next time I will make you look like a public fool and then I will block you.

Yeah. My boobs are great. Glasses are cute. My ass rocks. But I am not going to reveal my sexual escapades to you unless you interest me or earn...
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goldenbunz:

This post makes me happy to be a guy but scares the crap out of me because I have a daughter...

Jun 9, 2013

skye_:

this blog ^ +10000000%

Jun 11, 2013

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iso:

Yay!! I'm done having kids though. So either you can carry them, or we'll get some tropical fish.

Jun 6, 2013

megizzle4izzle:

I can carry kiddos. And we can get some fishies!

Jun 6, 2013

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beats0:

Renob cracks me up! Hell, I would probably win a man boob contest though!!!

Haha

May 28, 2013

charbo:

I no mad bro!

May 28, 2013

Don't mean to leave a ranty post but y'all be trippin fo real.

Back to work today and the CLEAVAGE IS BACK.

You guys I'm just going to wear turtlenecks all the time. Then there will be no cleavage at work.

....one time I motorboated myself cause I was bored.

I need a new swimsuit. The one I had last year broke when I got...
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woodchuck84:

Such lovely eyes. A friend of mine motorboat's herself too. It's somewhat hilarious to see, but really hot at the same time. You're a real cutie by the way if you don't mind me sayin'

May 28, 2013

iamnerdd:

Time for a motorboat video???

May 30, 2013

I didn't think I would have to do this. But let me make something perfectly clear.

If I get one more dick picture/video on snapchat or anywhere else, I will find you and cut it off. Unless I ask you for it, I don't want to fucking see it.

If its on your personal profile here, fine. I can't stop you. But MOTHERFUCK stop I...
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terome:

Hahaha! I hear you dear. I don't even share my kik username or anything like that, yet I still get random msgs on here even though I've made it abundantly clear on my profile that I am not interested.

It happens. Don't let it spoil your experience of SG cause generally, SG is great!

May 26, 2013