today, i shopped. i shopped like there was no tomorrow. i shopped until i puked. (that was probably the stale mimosa i'd had earlier in the day, but eh.) i shopped until my feet were sore and all i could think of was candlelit baths and sexy norwegian men giving me foot massages.
my friend debbie's birthday was today, and i bought her:
-breakfast/brunch at the east end (murderous mimosa)
-a makeover and makeup at Mac cosmetics
-satsuma body lotion at the Body shop
-a pair of panties and fishnets at Victoria's secret
-a dress at hot topic
my friend megan deserves no reasons for presents...she just gets them from me all the time:
-a thirty-six year old bottle of Jameson whiskey
-an engraved flask with her name on it
and then there's me:
-breakfast/brunch at east end
-makeup at Mac
-Angel perfume and accessories at Macy's
-seXXXy lingerie at Victoria's secret
-punk and disorderly cd at HoTo ( i
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-a new cage for oolie (4 foot tall, 4 layers..he loves it!)
-more food and random shit for oolie
grand total: $800 give or take $50.
i am dooooomed. to the bathtub!
my friend debbie's birthday was today, and i bought her:
-breakfast/brunch at the east end (murderous mimosa)
-a makeover and makeup at Mac cosmetics
-satsuma body lotion at the Body shop
-a pair of panties and fishnets at Victoria's secret
-a dress at hot topic
my friend megan deserves no reasons for presents...she just gets them from me all the time:
-a thirty-six year old bottle of Jameson whiskey
-an engraved flask with her name on it
and then there's me:
-breakfast/brunch at east end
-makeup at Mac
-Angel perfume and accessories at Macy's
-seXXXy lingerie at Victoria's secret
-punk and disorderly cd at HoTo ( i

-a new cage for oolie (4 foot tall, 4 layers..he loves it!)
-more food and random shit for oolie
grand total: $800 give or take $50.
i am dooooomed. to the bathtub!
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And so are baths.
Oh, and if Megan doesn't deserve presents... why are you friends with her?
Sigh... to be Norwegian (and single).