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What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.

Mar 17, 2023
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littlejohn22:
Another gem, a gem of a joke and a gem of a pitot, such a beauty
Mar 18, 2023
liquidus:
Nice points!
Mar 22, 2023

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.

Mar 16, 2023
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littlejohn22:
Like cows, i am so horny. You look so amazing.
Mar 17, 2023

New 15 minute video up on my OnlyFans. Go watch me drop a dildo ... No really ... I dropped it and …

Mar 16, 2023
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machraffe:
That’s kinda funny but I’m glad you didn’t end up with one of hard to explain accidents!!! You are looking so beautiful and sexy in black!!! 🖤😍🔥😋🤓
Mar 16, 2023
littlejohn22:
Such a beauty, and i bet it was some awesome dildo fun
Mar 17, 2023

When the neighbor walks by your window and ya titties are out.

Mar 15, 2023
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littlejohn22:
This, this sounds like i need to live closer
Mar 15, 2023
belladonna:
beautiful!!
Mar 22, 2023

LIVE ON TWITCH! COME HANG OUT WITH ME!

Mar 14, 2023
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machraffe:
That’s is an incredibly dark & mysteriously sexy pic of you!!! 🖤😍🖤😍🖤
Mar 14, 2023
littlejohn22:
You look so sensual and sexy, beautiful shot
Mar 15, 2023

Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank.

Mar 14, 2023
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machraffe:
Haha that was cute…you are looking oh so good in that outfit!!! 🖤🖤🖤
Mar 14, 2023
kimber1911:
So incredibly gorgeous 😍  love your jokes beautiful
Mar 14, 2023

Busy week planned. 60% off my OnlyFans this week.

Mar 12, 2023
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rolsheen:
Better go check my resub is on
Mar 12, 2023
littlejohn22:
A great list indeed
Mar 13, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.

Mar 11, 2023
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littlejohn22:
Love that carrot joke and love that wonderful body of yours, so sexy
Mar 11, 2023
jacleric:
Struggling to find vanilla puns for this lady.  So here goes one: What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?  Oops, affagato.
Mar 11, 2023

Live on Twitch for the first time in a month! Come keep me company... Twitch.tv/megamelz

Mar 8, 2023
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littlejohn22:
Looking so heavenly
Mar 9, 2023
hotviper:
Beautiful
Mar 9, 2023

New video up on OnlyFans! Finally starting to feel better and getting back into content.

Mar 8, 2023
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machraffe:
Damn you are looking amazing!!! 🖤😍🖤
Mar 8, 2023
yuuh:
Wonderful 💓
Mar 8, 2023

Felt good. Might delete later.

Mar 8, 2023
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obelix100:
😍😍😍
Mar 8, 2023
kimber1911:
Absolutely gorgeous 😍  please don't delete
Mar 14, 2023

How does the alchemist keep his wife happy? Elixir.

Mar 7, 2023
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How does the alchemist keep his wife happy? Elixir.

darthhideous:
Ha!
Mar 7, 2023
littlejohn22:
OMG, i had to tell that one to my wife, so good, and you look amazing
Mar 7, 2023
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