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Sunday Oct 09, 2005

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So I got lost in the woods yeserday...not really lost, but it was getting really dark...and spooky!

While wandering though the dark forest keep your eyes out for dangerous wildlife...like the elusive Q!



This beast emerges from it's home in hollowed out trees at night to go hunt for prey.

It was a fuzzy picture because I was shaking in fear but I caught a photo of those eyes...eyes of a killer!

Look at them! they're fucking glowing!

She then prepared to make her move...

Oh shit! I think I had upset her...I may have been near some food she buried earlier...or perhapse some vodka...

In any case, I manged to lure her onto a bus with some food and brought her back to San Francisco with me...

she was quite amazed by the (In the words of Eddie Izzard) goldengateBRIDGE! and F-18s flying over head from fleet week. Good weekend, but I had to let the Q go, otherwise she would sulk around until more food and vodka arrived.

- oink
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