Why is it that a placard on someone's front door that contains the following biblical passage:
"As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord."
virtually guarantees I will not be receiving a tip? Am I putting off invisible atheist vibes or something?
But that's all the bitching I'm going to do about work for a while. It's so insignificant anyway. I just...
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"As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord."
virtually guarantees I will not be receiving a tip? Am I putting off invisible atheist vibes or something?
But that's all the bitching I'm going to do about work for a while. It's so insignificant anyway. I just...
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Contrary to apparently popular belief, $1 on a $40 order IS NOT A GOOD TIP, YOU COCKHOLE.
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lefty:
oh yeah, and i think that college students should be exempt from having to tip... 
hellkitten:
"cockhole" would that be a male name, or female?
You know why the internet rules? Because two seasons of Mr. Show and 8 episodes of Get a Life will be in my mailbox within the week. Fuck yeah.
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anonymouse:
David Cross is my short, balding Jewish boyfriend.
It's true.
It's true.
lefty:
whoa i didnt know henry rollins was an SG member... oh wait... DOH
that pic totally looks like rollins in the "liar" video...
that pic totally looks like rollins in the "liar" video...
I need to plug something here: the only record review site I've ever found on the web that's worth a damn:
http://www.markprindle.com
DO NOT GO HERE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. IT'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE YOU CRY A LOT.
All I can say is, the man uses "vulva" as an adverb.
Yep.
http://www.markprindle.com
DO NOT GO HERE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. IT'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE YOU CRY A LOT.
All I can say is, the man uses "vulva" as an adverb.
Yep.
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miss_piss:
i don't know you
you were in my head when i woke up this morning
well the word/name meempants
i don't even know how to pronounce it
i was upset with you
you were in my head when i woke up this morning
well the word/name meempants
i don't even know how to pronounce it
i was upset with you
anonymouse:
I don't open my mouth unless I can say something intelligent. In fact, I often keep my mouth shut because I live in fear of being perceived as stupid. Which is, well, stupid.
Heh. "Pimp." I kind of hate that the concept of being a pimp is glamorized and that it's used as a compliment. I don't like that. And I really hate those "pimp and ho" parties. I went to one, and I was the only girl dressed in drag. Fuck that shit.
http://www.bobanddavid.com Go check out I LOVE MOVIES: the only movie review column that's worth a damn. I mean, now that Pauline Kael's dead.
Heh. "Pimp." I kind of hate that the concept of being a pimp is glamorized and that it's used as a compliment. I don't like that. And I really hate those "pimp and ho" parties. I went to one, and I was the only girl dressed in drag. Fuck that shit.
http://www.bobanddavid.com Go check out I LOVE MOVIES: the only movie review column that's worth a damn. I mean, now that Pauline Kael's dead.
This just occured to me:
1. I hate "drama".
2. However, life is conflict, i.e. "drama".
3. Paradoxically, I don't hate life. I kinda like it, actually.
So what's up with that? Am I lying when I say I hate "drama"? Is conflict less important to life than I think? Or at least to my own?
Oh by the way, new pic ctrl f-5. Hair...
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1. I hate "drama".
2. However, life is conflict, i.e. "drama".
3. Paradoxically, I don't hate life. I kinda like it, actually.
So what's up with that? Am I lying when I say I hate "drama"? Is conflict less important to life than I think? Or at least to my own?
Oh by the way, new pic ctrl f-5. Hair...
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elisabeth:
Great taste in music. Fuck drama, but love life.
tawnya:
now, you'e close, i don't like prince, i worship at his altar.
one of my greatest fears is that someone will catch me dancing around the house while listening to him. that boy can really make me let go. *swoon*
one of my greatest fears is that someone will catch me dancing around the house while listening to him. that boy can really make me let go. *swoon*
This is the sound I make when I dance:
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
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kingbugs:
fishy tuna
aoife:
Hehehehe.
No, you can't vote twice.
No, you can't vote twice.
Interesting side-effect of not smoking #1: can identify and precisely locate every source of cigarette smoke within a mile radius by smell. Kind of like spidey-sense, but less useful.
Interesting side-effect #2: apparently smoking really does make you cool, because I've turned into a spastic dork.
It's getting easier. Eeeeexcellent.
Interesting side-effect #2: apparently smoking really does make you cool, because I've turned into a spastic dork.
It's getting easier. Eeeeexcellent.
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lefty:
what if i could get anrgy ticks to fire out of your nipples? what would i get then?
oipthestampede:
I'm not cancelling any time soon. I might abandon the internet though. Who knows.
Hour 32: still smoke-free. Second major test coming up shortly: going to work, where *everybody* smokes.
Finally managed to fall asleep at about 6 am....but I actually feel pretty good. A little achey all over, but that could just be the bug I've got. Also a little numb, especially my arms. Weird.
Finally managed to fall asleep at about 6 am....but I actually feel pretty good. A little achey all over, but that could just be the bug I've got. Also a little numb, especially my arms. Weird.
goatsgotohell:
You can do it.... just hang in there guy.
I know how tough it is.
I know how tough it is.
Can't sleep. Giant anthropomorphic cigarette'll eat me.
prudence:
oooh- 'anthropomorphic,' eh?
p.s. don cornelius is magical
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p.s. don cornelius is magical
[Edited on Jan 19, 2003]
New pic. Control-F5.
First major test passed. Managed to survive trip to convenience store w/o buying cigs. Could not escape siren call of jolly rancher fruit chews, altoids, sunflower seeds, however.
First major test passed. Managed to survive trip to convenience store w/o buying cigs. Could not escape siren call of jolly rancher fruit chews, altoids, sunflower seeds, however.
aoife:
"When you're slapped you'll take it and like it!"
I would tip you.