meempants

I'll give a million dollars to anyone who can design me a bionic upper respiratory system....and I'll throw in a tuna-fish sandwich if you can do the lungs too.

I really don't get sick very often, but being a pharmacist's son, when i do get sick, it's like ebola and shit. my dad's immune to just about everything cause he's around it all the time....he only brings home the mutated ultra-virulent strains.

fucker.