meempants

This is my new journal entry.

I'm feeling remarkably uncreative at the moment, so I'll just list things that have happened recently.

1. I moved. Or rather, my parents moved, and I followed . Suburban hell is actually kind of nice. It's very quiet. And I have broadband now, and it's free, so I can't really argue with that.

What's better than porn? Really fast porn. Ah yeah.

2. There's a remarkable number of bugs out here. I've already killed three spiders in the house in just a week, which I think were brown recluses, but could be wolf spiders (they look pretty similar, and I wasn't about to get close enough to get a positive ID). When I go out on the back porch at night to smoke, I see a new insect I've never seen before every time. Last night was this thing that was carrot-orange and sort of a cross between a fly and a wasp (except it didn't really look mean like a wasp). Never seen anything like it before, and I've lived in this area for twenty years. So I spent all last night here, reading about bugs: http://www.entomology.ucr.edu/ebeling/

Yes, I'm weird. I had the heebie-jeebies for about four straight hours last night .