gotta laugh, my friend finally 'came out to me' , I say finally because ive known for years he likes other guys but havnt mentioned it cause I seriously couldn't give two fucks, he did this whole 'I have something to tell you and I don't know how your gonna take this..' ' oh? your pregnant? congratulations :) ' ' no, you twat, I'm gay' ' oh, yeah I know, what's your news?' 'wait, you knew?' 'nah, you being immaculately dressed, sounding effeminate as my sister and the whole checking the guys out at the gym etc didn't give it away, yes I knew, no I don't fancy you, I like you but I'm friend zoning you right now' 'your such a cunt' etc
now, I fully admit to being an arsehole, but I'm not an idiot, all the signs where there but it wasn't any of my concern , personally I consider myself extremely open minded or apathetic as in, as long as it doesn't involve me then carry on, you wanna go fuck tour table when you get home, that's fine, just wipe it down when your done and don't tell me about it, I don't need to know what goes on behind your closed doors and I don't share what I do with who I'm with either.
but in all honesty I'm really starting to hate the whole 'gay' thing, yes your gay well done, I don't care and stop trying to make me care, I treat everyone the same, you be nice to me and il be nice to you, be an arsehole to me and il be an arsehole to you and I'm much better at it