Ninety percent of the people I hang out with are fucking assholes, and my "Top 25 Most Played" on iTunes is fucking ridiculous.
Plus, a tree almost fell on me.
I was crossing the street with my friend Kelsey and as soon as we got to the other sidewalk, we heard a snap and a crash. A tree split down the middle (it looked like it had rotted away) and fell right where we had been only seconds ago.
We stood there for maybe 30 seconds, frozen. Then we turned to each other and said (in almost perfect unison) "Have you ever seen 'Final Destination'?"
Then we screamed a little. I called 311. We both called our moms. We walked down Nicollet, shaken. Ended up getting sushi and giant martinis at Azia. That calmed me down. Kelsey was still freaking out a little, but a milkshake from the coffeeshop across the street took care of that.
"Keep on cheating death!" Kelsey's mom told us.
Fuck you, tree.
I guess it's not that big of a deal. I just need to freak out once in awhile. The possibility of a tree hitting me is actually not even in my list of, like ... Top Five Worrisome Things.
In other, less life-threatening news, I started working at Pizza Luc. I was going to say something about how shitty the food industry is, but fuck it. I need the money and the people there are lovely.
My life is the song "House of Jealous Lovers" by the Rapture.
I'm going to go watch "Frasier" now. Niles + Daphne 4ev. Mock me at your own risk.
Plus, a tree almost fell on me.
I was crossing the street with my friend Kelsey and as soon as we got to the other sidewalk, we heard a snap and a crash. A tree split down the middle (it looked like it had rotted away) and fell right where we had been only seconds ago.
We stood there for maybe 30 seconds, frozen. Then we turned to each other and said (in almost perfect unison) "Have you ever seen 'Final Destination'?"
Then we screamed a little. I called 311. We both called our moms. We walked down Nicollet, shaken. Ended up getting sushi and giant martinis at Azia. That calmed me down. Kelsey was still freaking out a little, but a milkshake from the coffeeshop across the street took care of that.
"Keep on cheating death!" Kelsey's mom told us.
Fuck you, tree.
I guess it's not that big of a deal. I just need to freak out once in awhile. The possibility of a tree hitting me is actually not even in my list of, like ... Top Five Worrisome Things.
In other, less life-threatening news, I started working at Pizza Luc. I was going to say something about how shitty the food industry is, but fuck it. I need the money and the people there are lovely.
My life is the song "House of Jealous Lovers" by the Rapture.
I'm going to go watch "Frasier" now. Niles + Daphne 4ev. Mock me at your own risk.
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I like to sit on peoples coffee tables.
=D