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dearest eden soy people-

I'm not happy with what I've experienced from you. my magic blox or whateva they are called were also on the unhappy side of life after they met you. Please stop not tasting very good... the other soy companies have figured it out, hell some of the rice guys have too. I'm sorry if I am the first one to break it to you, but eww...


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winn*dixie-

please try to carry more than just the eden soy products... even albertsons has 4 or so brands, and I think they are nazi's.
good luck with that.

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