medicstudent

It took until today but I finally got my winter cold/flu whatever. Stuffy nose, sore throat, I sound like Morgan Freeman though so it's not all that bad. I can be an absolute bear when I am sick though so it's probably a good thing I'm single right now. No woman should be subjected to me when I'm like this. Even those rare times when I'm in the hospital I feel sorry for the nurses. Not Doctors, they have no clue, nurses really run the hospitals. Don't believe me? What is the first thing a doctor says when he walks into a room? "Nurse what is going on?" That's what he says.
I feel like junk. So some more funny things to cheer me up and to make you laugh.