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Jan 10, 2020
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Just to make ya laugh, this was posted by a co-worker of mine: OHH GIRLS 🤦♀️🤦♀️😳😳 So, I went in for a routine lady checkup, right... And of course I scrubbed, scraped and shaved like I was going on a first date with with the man of my dreams.. And I decide I'm gonna go with the new body spray I bought... So I sprayed myself like a second shower! I made sure to double spray the land down under so it would smell like sweet magnolias or whatever the hell the scent of the month was at Bath & Body Works... Boom, get dressed and head out... As I'm laying on the table with my ankles to my ears.. My doc begins the exam.. and giggles!... TWICE!!... Idk about you! But when someone is face to face with my lady taco... laughing isn't the first thing you wanna hear 🤦♀️ So I'm asking: Uhhh, is everything ok?... Of course my doc is apologising but he can't help but still smirk.. Sooo I take a peek👀... and omg!!!! It looked like a damn party in my pants!... I had used effing glitter spray!!!.. Under the 7000 watt spotlight, it looked like a damn disco ball... Now I'm laughing.. The doc is laughing.. So awkward... He finds his way through Sparkle Valley and finishes up... As he walks out, he let's me know that it's totally fine to come as you are... He said further, no need to get fancy 😂😂😂

If you needed a laugh, I hoped this helped.

wolfetone11:
That hilarious! Many years ago, before it was so widely popular, I talked my then 18 yo gf into shaving down there, I’d seen if in a French magazine and thought it was so hot. She wasn’t totally convinced it was a good idea, but did it to please me. Well, of course, she had a medical issue and had to see a doctor. He asked her to disrobe completely and he saw her all shaved and shiny. Now, this was an old OB/GYN who also treated her mother and sister. He was shocked and called her mother and told her about it. I was in so much trouble and could never look her mother in the face. again. 😬
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