Just as Britney Spears fades from the collective unconscious that is the
American wet dream; wrecking her hot body by giving birth, and stretching out an already sizeable vagina; Jessica Simpson comes back on the market.
This is America's greatest natural resource: pretty, young, slutty blondes who make mediocre music. It proves once again that this resource is sustainable and renewable.
Whoever writes these emails is a genius. It might seem offensive if you think the content is serious, but it's not. And that's what makes the hate mail replies so damn good.
So last night, I was all keen to see some flesh suspensions but as mentioned here it was canned. The hoola girls were fantastic and the grinder girl was orgasmic, literally. I am still in awe at how good she was.
Well, it's probably time for bed but it's not like I'm going to stay at work for more than 4 or 5 hours tomorrow anyway. I like to call it 'get what you pay for' rostering.
Mechz 
