mechanicalmonkey

Its not often that I say this but I'm pretty content for the moment. I just spent 7 hours at the championships for the summer splash swim team I'm coaching. We took 2nd barely and lost to another team because they had less kids show up than we did and several of our worst swimmers showed up. But the really good moment was when one of the twin lifeguards (jenna I think) was thrown into the pool and well she stripped in the back room not noticing I was there oh that was a glorious thing.

The worst part of the day was when my foreskin was caught in the drawstring of my suit. OWWWW

The one bad thing that I'm now sorting through is what to do with this lack of a girlfriend problem. Its been a little too long but then again I also hate looking. There are several possibilities that I can think of and the one that keeps coming back is this girl from Harman Jesse that I've asked out before but that was in one of those messed up situations. Why is it that the good ones are always taken? There have been far too many instances of this for me.

I'm gonna be heading off to sunriver for a full week. Wish me luck maybe I'll find some rich sugar momma there for me. If only.... no more $ problems....
All else fails hopefully I just find some girl.

The next door neighbors may all be coming on this trip. The only really problem with that is that the oldest guy is currently dating my ex. And needless to say some bad crap could happen. Wish me luck I'm gonna need it. This is the biggest problem with small towns!

And I leave the very few of you peeps a couple of questions.

1. What you consider to be the funniest pickup line you have ever heard?

2. Favorite cartoon show of your youth?