meanwhilethecat

The Muckin' O' Geordie's Byre

When I want tae lauchin' I think on the scene
When a'body roun' aboot cam' ower tae clean,
But clairted themsel's richt up tae the e'en
At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre.
with robbie The Rocher, and molly the Doo,
The auld wife hersel' an' Teeny McCrew;
with nobody else that could hock aff the pleugh
For the muckin' o' Geordie's byre.

Oh! Siccan a sottar was a'body in,
Five mile awa' ye could hear the din;
even the vera coo haut tae grin
At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre.

The bobby cam' roun' tae quell doon the soun'
The cratur got lost whaur the rucks hae their foun'
He fell intae the midden and was likely tae droon
At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre.
The weicht o' him syne sent the barrow in bits,
The wheel cairred on and the auld wife it hits;
Losh! ye should hae seen how she did the splits
At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre.

Oh! Siccan a sottar was a'body in,
Five mile awa' ye could hear the din;
even the vera coo haut tae grin
At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre.

oooh, The whisky gaed roun' Tammy flein' the doo'
And aye as they drank, the mair they got fou'
The only anes sober, the calf an' the coo
At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre.
Tammy roared oot "Ring the bell noo for mair"
Syne tuggit the coo's tail, and pu'd oot the hair;
she kickit oot he gaed up in the air
At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre.

Oh! Siccan a sottar was a'body in,
Five mile awa' ye could hear the din;
even the vera coo haut tae grin
At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre.

sanchester nash was there to see
five miles away you could hear the melee
even the domesticated animals were consumed with glee
at the cleansing of georges cowshed

Oh! Siccan a sottar was a'body in,
Five mile awa' ye could hear the din;
even the vera coo haut tae grin
At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre.