meanwhilethecat

i fucking hate drivers. Riding home just now I came across some idiot whose head was likely full of sugarplums or shit, im not sure which.
a side note, on my longboard I am about 7 feet tall. my board is about 4 feet long. give about a foot in width, and I take up 28 square feet when traveling on this particular skateboard.
...back to the moron that fails to see 28 square fucking feet going across the street while he thinks about with what he should stuff his fat face. The bonehead of course slams on his brakes when he realizes i am mere feet in front of his lovely compact automobile, and proceeds to stare incredulously that i would actually believe it his fault he decided to go when i was only half way across the road, i mean, i should have stopped to give the car right of way . He continued to stare as i rode the next block away, sure to leave him with a polite and subtle gesture as I continued home.
reason number 10 i should be allowed to carry grenades.